Like cancer in the system, I've got a little suprise for you...
Fuck Marcus Flint and fuck George Weasley. Did anyone know that they were fucking each other? Well, you do now. :
I was walking around the castle looking for some action when I saw a firework shot into the night sky from one of the towers. I followed it and found George. He made several suggestions I couldn't take lightly so I made it my business to follow through. Then he bit me on the fucking tongue. I punched him in the face, broke his nost, and banged his head against the window ledge.
I was just about to finish the fucker off when Marcus Flint came sneaking up on my ass and knocked me out. I came too and realized what was going on. All I have to say is that George Weasley is a fucking whore and was asking for it, and that I'm going to see Marcus bloodied up and in the hospital before the week's through if I have to go celebate for a year.
Oh and everyone, George Weasley especially, I had the pleasure of finding out today that your sister is a true redhead. Take that however you will, fucktard.( Terrence only...Collapse )( Ginny only...Collapse )
On another note, I only fucked two people today. Fuck this.